Crime in Mayberry....

This post was taken from our local paper this week:

Broadway - 200 Block Petty Theft 3:53 p.m. An employee of Laguna Drug called 9-1-1 to report that another employee had chased and caught a shoplifter in the alleyway behind Golden Spoon. The caller then advised police that the shoplifter had gotten away and was running toward Coast Hwy. Police and the employee encountered the suspect inside Starbucks. Dillon Patrick Bolton, 52, no fixed address, was taken into custody for a citizen's arrest charge of petty theft. He had taken a greeting card and immediately ran out of the store without paying.

Now someone has to buy him a "Thinking of You While You Are In Jail" card.....